Caption Needed: Ralph and Raffe *UPDATED*

What caption would you write below this photo of Ralph and his pet giraffe, Raffe?

UPDATE - November 5, 2010:

Catherine, of The Raggy Rat blog, wrote a rhyme to match this side-view of Ralph and Raffe:

"Ralph had a tall giraffe

he wished it would obey

but everywhere that Ralph went

it went the other way ....."

Thanks Catherine! And thank you to everyone who wrote such clever captions for R&R!